April 2011
I think it's my job to just make everything...
The awkward moment when you accidentally kill the...
radicalsatire:
it usually causes me to defecate profusely
Common occurrences when playing Pokemon: →
Pressing a preferred combination of buttons when trying to catch a Pokemon (tapping A over and over, B + Down while the ball is in the air, holding B every time the Pokeball shakes, etc.)
Saving right in the center of the Pokeball on the floor of the Pokemon Center
Saving again, just to be sure
Rarely save with the volume turned down, wait for the little “ding”
Buying items in a specific...
Reblog if you'd rather legalize gay marriage than...
fuckred:
this
Over
It’s over, and we didn’t even get off the ground.
I never got to take you on a formal date.
I never got to make you’re dad love me.
I never got to kick your mom in the balls.
I never got that alone time we wanted so badly.
I never got to sneak in your window.
I never got to steal you away.
I never got to fulfill those dreams I promised to you and wanted to fulfill so...
More Paula Deen
timerball:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iFXyLah2oQ →