April 2011
Hypno's Lullaby →
March 2011
Without the truth of the eyes, the Happy Folk were...
Booyah, Righteous
My band, T-Virus, started writing our first song. For what I have to say on this matter, see the title of this post.
Butt Heads 2 →
There’s nothing that compares to spending the day with your significant other. I’m not gonna go as far as to say that it’s the best thing in the world, but there’s nothing quite like it…
reblog if your dick hits you in the face when you...
THE DAY OF BLOOD
THIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY WHERE THERE WAS ALL THIS BLOOD. A MAN WAS WALKING AROUND AND BLOOD STARTED COMING OUT OF HIM EVERYWHERE. THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD THAT IT FILLED UP AN ELEVATOR. HE WENT TO THE STORE AND THERE WAS JUST BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE! PEOPLE WERE SLIPPING IN IT AND THEY WERE ALL GROSSED OUT. HE TRIED TO GO SWIMMING AND ALL OF THE SHARKS WENT NUTS AND BITTENED EVERYBODY. HE GOT...
The Statue...
Woman was babysitting comrades’ children, so comrades could work late in nail factory. Comrades call to check on them, ask woman “Is everything alright?” Woman say “Da, but statue of Lenin in children’s room very unnerving” Later, KGB arrest woman for calling Father of the Motherland “unnerving.” She is sent to count trees in Siberia Such is life in...
The Statue
A few years ago, a mother and father decided they needed a break, so they wanted to head out for a night on the town. They called their most trusted babysitter. When the babysitter arrived, the two children were already fast asleep in bed. So the babysitter just got to sit around and make sure everything was okay with the children. Later that night, the babysitter got bored and went to watch TV,...
“If you are racist, sexist, homophobic or just...
Nirvana
So, today I learned how to play “Breed” by Nirvana on bass. It wasn’t very hard, but I feel quite accomplished.
50 Japanese nuclear engineers are staying behind...
joannaharvelle:
mal-lfc:
EVERYONE REBLOG IN SUPPORT.
♥ They are so fucking brave. So fucking brave.
These people are heroes. Seriously.
Dreams and Wieners
I’ve had a couple dreams where a certain one of my ex-girlfriends has a giant shlong. I really want to know what this means…
sketchy
My girlfriend’s dad doesn’t like me, because I look sketchy. How is a piece of toast with Jesus on it sketchy?
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
Who lives in a House Under the Sea?
Everyone in Japan.
